Dilbert codes in Java

To the delight of Java programmers, Scott Adams confirmed that Dilbert codes in Java in yesterday's strip ...


It is the second strip of a two-strip story and the first strip ...

... is arguably funnier.

Lesson for an Entrepreneur Part III

Love all you may, friends and fellow comrades;
And share all you may - songs, blood and blades;
But remember the lesson from defeat in wars -
Is all there is that's yours -
At the end, every battle is fought alone.

And laugh all you may, be joyous while you can;
And enjoy the sweet company - of wine, dance and clan;
But remember the lesson from victory in wars -
Is all there is that's yours -
At the end, every victor stands alone.